Here We Go Again: Woman 'Married' to Eiffel Tower (LINK)
June 5th 2008 08:20
Sigh, so now everyone who has some kinky thing for a piece of anything is comming forward for their ten seconds of fame, before a lifetime of humiliation. Last year a woman tied the knot with the Eiffel Tower. This is also not the first intimate relationship she has had with a pointless object.
I give this 8 out of 10 Heaps Goods. Not only has she married a huge piece of metal but she's also having an affair with a fence she keeps at home, she's da man!
I know what your thinking and yes, you're right. I am going to have to break into my emergency (read: Housemates) booze cabnet.
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends
But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends
I give this 8 out of 10 Heaps Goods. Not only has she married a huge piece of metal but she's also having an affair with a fence she keeps at home, she's da man!
I know what your thinking and yes, you're right. I am going to have to break into my emergency (read: Housemates) booze cabnet.
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