Great Holiday Destination: Fu*king, Austria (LINK)
June 20th 2008 08:13
You just thought I said something derogatory about Austria in the title right? Well for the first time ever, no. That's actually the name of the town in Austria that draws many tourists. Still waiting for that nasty low cut comment about Austria, huh? it's coming, it's coming, gosh...
Well I give this place 7 out of 10 Heaps Goods... Alright I ain't got anything low cut to say about Austria. However, what I can say is that if you light your farts on fire, it's only a matter of time until you get hurt and have a smoke stain on the wall you wont be able to explain to your landlord.
Located just north of Salzburg, Austrian village F**king is a big hit with tourists.
However, unlike Mozart's birthplace, the majority of holidaymakers travelling to F**king (pronounced "Fooking") aren't looking to soak up the local culture. They want to have their photograph taken with the local road signs.
And some are just a little too keen to acquire the best F**king souvenirs available.
However, unlike Mozart's birthplace, the majority of holidaymakers travelling to F**king (pronounced "Fooking") aren't looking to soak up the local culture. They want to have their photograph taken with the local road signs.
And some are just a little too keen to acquire the best F**king souvenirs available.
Well I give this place 7 out of 10 Heaps Goods... Alright I ain't got anything low cut to say about Austria. However, what I can say is that if you light your farts on fire, it's only a matter of time until you get hurt and have a smoke stain on the wall you wont be able to explain to your landlord.
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