Tiger, Come Back!
July 9th 2011 17:07
I like to think of myself as a know it all sometimes.
Take professional golf, for instance.
I thought for sure the sport would be just fine without Tiger Woods.
Maybe even better off, perhaps without all his off-course shenanigans.
Off course in more ways than one, but we won't get into all of that.
And that massive ego and joyless way of he had of playing and winning all the time REALLY irked me.
Well, it no longer does ... because he's no longer around to hate.
"Where have you gone ... Tiger Woods ... a nation has its golf courses open for you ...ooo ...ooo ...ooo"
Just be glad you can't hear me sing that right now...as I am not exactly Simon nor Garfunkel.
All I am is jilted, by the golfer I loved to hate.
Tiger come back...we'll work out all the other details later!
Take professional golf, for instance.
I thought for sure the sport would be just fine without Tiger Woods.
Maybe even better off, perhaps without all his off-course shenanigans.
Off course in more ways than one, but we won't get into all of that.
Tiger Woods is missed!
And that massive ego and joyless way of he had of playing and winning all the time REALLY irked me.
Well, it no longer does ... because he's no longer around to hate.
"Where have you gone ... Tiger Woods ... a nation has its golf courses open for you ...ooo ...ooo ...ooo"
Just be glad you can't hear me sing that right now...as I am not exactly Simon nor Garfunkel.
All I am is jilted, by the golfer I loved to hate.
Tiger come back...we'll work out all the other details later!
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