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Ticket To Heaven: Because You Probably Need It.

November 13th 2008 12:01


What do I want for christmas this year? To get laid, A ticket to Heaven of course! This company is selling the only tickets to redemption available; the essential kit includes:


- Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™ (with printed name)


- A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?

- The Official Heaven Identification Card (laminated) so you can get around without getting hassled.

- Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land.


I give them 9 out of 10 Heads Goods. If you're anything like me and found any of these: here, here and here, funny; yeah, you're going straight to hell and you'll probably need one...


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