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The Lucy Family Alphabet - Other people's pain is funny!

May 23rd 2008 15:22
My hero, No infact, my god, Judith Lucy. The worlds best comedian has managed to spend five seconds of her life sober enough to write this book. Actually she probably was drunk the whole time and just dictated to her partner whilst she slur abuse and fumble about with hilarity. Much like myself "F**king W*nker", "why are you still typing woman?", "no reason honey, go on?"


The book entails her seemingly tragic family upbringing in true Lucy style with her mothers nack for lieing through the skin of her teeth and her fathers hairbrained theorms of life, perfectly delievered, infact it is utterly delicious, like myself "I'm a tool".

I don't normally read, like ever, "I can't even read". However, I made the effort this time for this book. As the name suggests its chapter titles are designated by letters of the alphabet although her alphabet consists of the lettes A, C, D, H, M, N, R, T and X. No one ever said crystal meth was healthy drug, I guess. I don't know if that is how the alphabet goes anyway, "I can't read".

I think everyone should go out of their way to purchase this book. It can be obtained from any awesome bookshop or online. I give it 9 out of 10 heaps goods, would it have killed her to make an audio tape too? "Because I am an illiterate pig and I..", "Why are you still typing woman", "don't make me come over there", "What are you writing I can't read it", "nothing, nothing, I swear" ***fights for keyboard*** asdklfvirakj oscdjkewlkmcs dssdfkjesn sdmfew e
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