Star Wars Wedding: Ensuring the world of future nerd breeding stock. (LINK)
May 26th 2008 09:35
I am always into trying something different. Never this different though. Recently two devouted Star Wars
Window cleaner Bramwell Brightey, 33, dressed as Han Solo and his girlfriend Tamsyn Lofts, 29, wore a Princess Leia outfit.
The pair, who have seen the film more 500 times each, said they opted for their surreal nuptials because church weddings bored them.
"The whole day was amazing, everyone looked amazing. I said to everyone there, this is the greatest day of my life. Everyone made an extra special effort and without them, the force would not have been so strong."
Church weddings bore them? 'So why don't we totally make everyone hate us by living our dumbest joint fantasy'. (Ha, do you like how I pretended to be them?). I give it 7 our of 10 Heaps goods. Where most people would hide the fact they are a nerd, these sick puppies put it out there. I commend that.
I know how much my wife was a traditionalist, so I decided to throw her a surprise wedding. I told her we were getting a puppy, but we pulled up to the registry instead, wasn't quite what she had in mind but she was so happy. I decided to follow up our small sweet nuptials with a big party. I blind folded my wife and took her to Hooters! She took her blind fold off, started crying and tipped our wedges on the floor. That bitch knows how to spoil anything.
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