Sick, Sad, World: Woman 'Married' to Berlin Wall

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Sick, Sad, World: Woman 'Married' to Berlin Wall (LINK)

May 31st 2008 03:26

In a world that only manages to make me feel more normal has yet again proved that some people do get into the gene pool with out the lifeguard present (and drown). A lady has come forward to discuss her 29 year long marriage to the Berlin Wall (30th anniversary theme is pearl for anyone considering gifts).

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.

I give this 8 out of 10 heaps Goods.

That is so f*cking sick. I just vomited my vodka soaked cheerios sandwich. Any suggestions for getting vomit out of a keyboard, anyone?

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Comment by RubySoho

May 31st 2008 04:10

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Aaaaaaaw...she's not hurting anyone....except maybe herself if she tries to have sex with it....

Comment by Roatigas

June 2nd 2008 05:42

Well, on the plus side, the Berlin Wall is unlikely to cheat on her and, if it does, she knows exactly where to find it for some bulldozer-related vengeance.

Comment by Anonymous

June 7th 2008 04:01

blu tac gets vomit out of those hard to reach keyboard places, maybe if your keyboard was long and horizontal she would lick it clean... sick

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