Santa Take Note; (You Better Come Through This Time, Bastard): Medieval Gauntlets
December 18th 2008 11:56
With Christmas right around the corner that means one thing. Well, two things. I'm going to get seriously drunk, alone. Also, I'm going get these freakin' gloves from Santa, baby! (seriously, this is your last chance you jolly bastard, I'll piss in your milk the next year).
Being from Australia, having a warm Christmas isn't unsual and I think these gauntlets would compliment Aussie festive attire perfectly. I can see it now, me riding up to the billabong on my kangaroo, family standing in awe of the gauntlets, I dismount, punch some people out with them, (formal Australian greeting) and then go walkabouts or something; sounds fucking awesome!
The gloves are available from ThinkGeek.com and will set you back 60 Codswollops, (Australian term for money). I give them 6 out of 10 heaps goods. I'm off to to the store, my kangaroo needs more pinecones, can't eat if he doesn't have pine cones!
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