My dog really needs: A Dog Wig
May 24th 2008 01:58
'No taste, No cry'
Seriously, what is the one thing my dog does not have (besides nothing because he's a dog)? That's right, a wig! He really, really needs one after my roommate shaved him as "he was feeling hot" (it's never too hot for chihuahuas, apparently). So please take pitty on him and purchase my nude dog a wig. Bob dog wants a small 'marley' wig, cheers.
The wigs come in a variety of crazy styles so you're bound to find something that makes your sadistic ticks, tick. They are made of genuine European human hair, cost arund $50 and have product names like, 'The bar tender' and 'Dolls face'. Becuase I am a scientist I can deduce that the site owner is an absolute nut, but whos laughing now? Raking in all the dosh from the worlds most shaved pets niche in the market.
So if you hate your dog, or love dressing it up in stupid things, these awesome wigs are for you. I always wanted a stoner dog and now my dream is almost complete as soon as someone buys that wig for my Bob dog.
I give this 7.5 Heaps Goods out of 10, Seven because its borderline insane/genius and .5 because being a scientist allows you to do that shit. Thats how we scientists roll, bitches.
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