If You Need The Carpet To Match The Drapes...
December 21st 2008 03:06
If I've learnt anything from life it's that you should never shave off your pubes with a razor blade. I had to learn that the hard way for 3 uncomfortable weeks. However, for those of you who are proud of your hair but feel the need to match your carpet with your drapes so to speak. Betty Beauty has got the solution for you, pubic safe hair dye. I doubt Betty Beauty is her real name. I bet she's really called maureen and she's 50 something, hauled up in a New York city appartment with 62.5 cats, chain smoking whilst mixing these beautiful colours to send to you. Oh Betty Beautiful, you're so dreamy...
betty™ products are specially formulated color dyes for the hair down there. In less than one year, over 150,000 happy customers are using betty to naturally match their hair above, cover gray or just for fun! Whether you're a blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, rich brunette, raven black or want to try hot pink for fun, our easy to use no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
I give this 4 out of 10 Heaps Goods. Quite frankly, until several minuets ago, I didn't even know girls had hair down there. Once again, thanks A LOT internet pornography for altering my perception of normality.
www.bettybeauty.com
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