I Want To Be A: Professional "Pet Boy" (LINK)
June 14th 2008 00:03
So straight up, FU*K law school. I don't care about continuing the seven generations of lawyers in my family. I also don't care about clearing the name of a much loved park hobo, incarcerated for his love of bathing in the foutain. I want to do something meaningful with my life. I can totally do this by becoming a pet boy.
Gosh, I want this job so bad, 7.5 out of 10 Heaps Goods. I could maybe finally afford that D&G ring I want or maybe even a whole hand of D&G rings! I could be a huge pet pimp going around pimp-slapping bitches out of my way, being romantic and shit.
If you’re a girl looking for a man who will keep you company anytime you want, go to movies you want to see, shop with you and even take you on a romantic dinner, then you will love the recently popular South Korean trend of adopting a “Pet Boy”.
Pet Boys, who are often college kids in their 20’s, find “Being someone’s pet is stress free job with no financial burden at all.”
Pet Boys, who are often college kids in their 20’s, find “Being someone’s pet is stress free job with no financial burden at all.”
Gosh, I want this job so bad, 7.5 out of 10 Heaps Goods. I could maybe finally afford that D&G ring I want or maybe even a whole hand of D&G rings! I could be a huge pet pimp going around pimp-slapping bitches out of my way, being romantic and shit.
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