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Carbon Neutral Chocolate: Offset Your Carbon Footprint, Save Dolphins And Shit... (LINK)

June 24th 2008 05:03

This fancy smancy company has produced chocolate whos cost includes the daily offset of carbon that one wasteful, earth abusing, dolphin punching individual would use. I can assure you these chocolates are 100% dolphin safe because well, putting dolphins in chocolate is ridiculous.

Climate Change Chocolate comes with a verified TerraPass offset of 133 pounds of carbon dioxide reductions, the average American’s daily carbon impact. We hope this small offset will be the first taste of a lower-carbon lifestyle for Whole Foods shoppers who decide to take responsibility for their climate change impact.

I give this 7 out of 10 Heaps Goods. The packages also inlcude other tips to be more dolphin friendly like, 'hanging your clothes out to dry after you wash them', Just incase common sense eludes you, novel huh? I've got to go finish drying out my drive way with the hair dryer.

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Comment by Johnny Come Lately

June 24th 2008 07:52

Jack's Back

Chocolate coated dolphins. Sounds delicious!

Comment by ChrisC

June 24th 2008 08:10

The Dissector

hahahahaha. "dolphin-puncher." Now there's a new nickname.
"Oi Dolphin-puncher, get over here!"
I like it muchly. Mind if I borrow it?

Comment by heapsgoodstuffwriter

June 24th 2008 09:03

Heaps Good Stuff

Feel free to borrow my label. Just remembe to tell people about my site. I'm still waiting to eat using the money I'm supposed to make from advertising... so, so, weak..

Comment by Cheryl J

June 24th 2008 15:56

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Don't starve heapsgoodwriter, dip the dolphins, they're just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy!

Comment by Smooth Political

June 24th 2008 16:46

I am down for any kind of chocolate

Comment by KylieW

June 25th 2008 01:31

Celebrity Obsession

Is this for real? Do people not think that we've taken things a little far.

By the way, I prefer my dolphin dipped in chocolate and then crushed nuts. Chocolately, nutty dolphin.....mmmmmm......trust me, once you've given it a go, you'll never go back to regular milk chocolate coated dolphin

Comment by Louie

June 25th 2008 02:06

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I'll take two, hold the Dolphin...what'll they think of next????

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