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Subtle Butt: At Forefront Of Fart Absorbing Technology

June 23rd 2008 11:53
Dog died from the body gas you poisoned it with? No longer have anyone else to blame your flatulence problems on? Can I add one more question in here for good luck? Garment Gard has the answer for all you stank, rank and mankey bitches, Subtle Butt. They are pads that absorb your smelly farts, so you can let her rip ad lib.



This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off.

Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment, on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized


I give this 9 out of 10 Heaps Goods. Now the only issue is working out the appropriate noises to make to cover up your fart sounds.



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