A Size My Ex-Girlfriend Allegedly Recognizes: Micro... 8GB USB Drive
December 28th 2008 01:07
Remember when the humble personal computer was the size of your house and didn't have a colour screen, let alone the interent? No? Well, either do I. A lot has changed since then apparently. Fast forwarding several (hundred, maybe?) years to today and now we have USB storage devices the size of a single finger digit, or if you ask my now ex-girlfriend, the same size as my penis. Bitch.
4mm thick, it's positively small. The polished chrome finish is certainly shiny, but at 8 gigabytes, it's redonkulously teeny!
Store four full length ripped movies, five days worth of music, more than four-thousand 5 megapixel photos, or eighty-meters worth of shelved books. Sure, it's so small you could easily lose it, so we've included a chain to help keep it around
Store four full length ripped movies, five days worth of music, more than four-thousand 5 megapixel photos, or eighty-meters worth of shelved books. Sure, it's so small you could easily lose it, so we've included a chain to help keep it around
I give this 8 out of 10 Heaps Goods. I'm really impressed with the advances in technology. I'd be worried i'd lose it being so small. Although I've not lost anything that small yet, lets just say hypothetically. Well thanks a ton for sending that to me Tracy,
P.S. Honey, your shits on the front lawn, you better hurry. It seems that it may or may not be on fire.
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Comment by Glen Atwell
Quite a confession! I love a post with references to small weiners and uneven tits!
10 for you!
- Glen Atwell