007's Ride: Aston Martin DBS - HELP ! (LINK)
May 28th 2008 11:08
Well, this is the ultimate ride. 007's famous Aston Martin DBS. By owning this car, it gives you total ownage of the road, plus the right to kick random people in the face! Okay, I made that last part up.
Since I sold my wife on eBay, I have been able to afford one of these babies. Ok, since I sold my house and wife, I have been able to afford one of these babies. Okay... since my wife left me and took everything, a huge cash loan allows me afford one of these. I'm looking forward to driving round the streets whilst it steers itself via my voice command and shakes my martinies. I'll say, "find my wife", then it shall seek and bust a cap in her ass from its built in rocket launchers. I love it!
This puppy is on its way to me now, I can hardly wait. I was just reading the phamphlet with the specs, I can't find the details about the built in rocket launcher or auto steering? I guess those features are so standard with these fancy cars now days?
I give this 10 out of 10 heaps goods. I've already started drawing my own shirts that read "I [Heart] Aston".
[UPDATE]: I just got the heads up from Eduardo, apparently 007 doesn't actually exist, he says it's just a pretend movie and the car is standard in real life, no rockets? Shit, I have to call up Columbia Tristar. I need to get back my CV's I sent to Moneypenny. I just sent a bunch of racy photos just to get an interview, i'm so ashamed.
FOR SALE: ASTON MARTIN DBS - BNWT - MINT, LIKE NEW.
So my wife didn't actually leave me, I just said that to make this 3/4 of a million dollar loan seem justified. I need to get rid of this thing, uh, like now, before 5pm tonight when my wife gets home from McDonalds. it's 4:55pm.
OMG, I am seriously so dead...
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